10 Terrific Tips That Will Turn You
Into A Total Business Loser
An article by Goyan Goads and Daniel G. St-Jean

After reading a plethora of articles on positive, helpful business tips, our partner Goyan Goads decided to write something that would bring balance to the obviously lopsided information world dominated by gurus bent on helping businesspeople succeed.

So he came up with 10 Terrific Tips that will help you become a total business loser. If that’s your main goal in life, then read, learn and apply, and you’ll reap the results you want! You can thank Goyan by sending him a postcard from Loserville!

Take it away Goyan!

Get your A.S.S in the way of your success!
That’s A.S.S. as in Assumption, Suppositions, and Speculations. Know that the Assumptions, Suppositions and Speculations that you make daily in regards to you & your company, your abilities, your business, your clients, the Internet and the marketplace are keeping you from boosting your business to the max. So make plenty of them. And the more uninformed and unfounded they are, the better.

Omit to tell the whole truth every chance you get.
So you think you can fool all the people all the time, right? Good for you. Now raise your right hand and promise to tell the half truth, the almost lies, and nothing but quasi truths. Not full lies though, as that would be unethical... Just exaggerations, misleading statements and anything that people can’t verify and nail you on a cross for.

You keep listening to WIII-FM!
That’s right. Stay tuned to What Is In It For Me—you, the loser—when you plan your website, your ads, your guarantee (or lack of), your offers, your customer service (if you even know what that means). Just keep thinking "Me, Me, Me, Me...!" And by all means, ignore the fact that that’s the radio station ALL your potential customers are listening to as well—all day long!

Avoid using the Password to your prospects’ heart.
And, consequently, to his checkbook. Chances are you don’t even know what the password is anyway. That’s good. Don’t bother looking for it. Just keep saying anything that comes to your mind to try and get some attention and make a sale. Kinda like shooting darts at a target in a pitch-black room... but hey, just keep doing it. You might get lucky...

Neglect to give people what they want.
Instead, make sure to offer products and services that people need. And better yet, try and shove down their throat products and services that you THINK they need—especially stuff that requires much work on their part in order to get healthy, wealthy & wise.

Give people reasons to be distracted.
And lots of them. If—by accident, of course—some people come to visit your home page, make sure there’s a useless, long and boring FLASH intro that’ll put them to sleep or scare them away. Or at the very least, fill the page with distracting graphics, phony testimonials, and lots of ads from every Tom, Dick and Google. Anything really, that will keep them from reading your content as that could spark their interest and possibly turn a visitor into a subscriber, a customer, or a distributor. What a bummer that would be!

Omit benefits, go with features...
Why would you want to tell your readers, listeners, viewers or visitors what benefits you provide for them—if any? That might get their attention. Don’t do that! Instead, fill their eyes and their ears with features. And do make sure the features are as useless and irrelevant as possible.

Well, there you have it! Did you dig that? Wasn’t that totally helpful? If you learn and implement Goyan’s 10 terrific "business success tips", I can guarantee that you’ll join in Loserville the thousands of other businesspeople who run their business as if those tips were the 10 commandments—like the bummed-out guy in the illustration below.

Now, we know you can count (at least to 10 anyway) so you’ve noticed there are only 7 tips here. Fret not! Goyan DID write 10. The observant reader will have noticed that the first letter of each tip read downward form the words GOYAN GO. So, what happened to ADS?

Well, the remaining 3 tips are in our FREE Mini-Report entitled Escape From Loserville! 10 Terrific TIPPPS™ To Help Businesspeople Create More Traffic, Generate More Leads & Prospects, and Make WAY More Sales—and MONEY—as a Result!

You just read 7 "poisonous" tips from Goyan (they ain’t "terrific", they’re "horrific"). There are 3 more in the Mini-Report (that DOES make 10) and each of those is accompanied by an "antidote" TIPPPS™ (Thoughts, Ideas, Principles & Practices for Professional Success) from The BizzBoosters.

To get your copy of this FREE 20-page kick-ass Mini-Report, just click this link that will take you to the page Loserville: Escape, and fill the short form. If you feel you’re in dire need of the antidote, then don’t delay and do it NOW!

Goyan Goads & Daniel G. St-Jean

P.S.: We invite you to visit our blog at www.Loserville-Bound.com (where the same article you just read is posted) and add your comment AND suggest a terrific-horrific tip of your own for the world to read. If it is selected, it will be featured in the next Mini-Report Escape From Loserville—Part Two.

back to top